Irony

I wish I can pick up the phone..
Call out to everyone.
Hey! Look at me! I'm depressed.. Do you know?
Isn't it great?
Are you scared of me? Ha!

I wish! I can scream at everyone, Look at me!
Aren't I doing great?
I have a degree.
i have a job!
But pity me so, I need medications!
Ha!

What irony!

Wouldn't that be seeking attention? Like so many people believed about depressed people?
Ignorant fools!